Denmark / Sep 05, 2003 / 11
Overall average
5.0/10
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Plot
Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?
Main cast
Full cast
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| Paprika Steen | Charlotte |
| Ulf Pilgaard | Flemming |
| Thomas W. Gabrielsson | Erik |
| Ole Ernst | Frank |
| Nikolaj Lie Kaas | Carsten |
| Patrick O'Kane | Nigel |
| Martin Wenner | Toby |
| Søren Poppel | Allan Rocker |
| Michael Fabricius Sand | Johansen |
| John Martinus | Kustode |
| Niels Andersen | Museumsdirektør |
| Jeppe Kaas | Kriminalassistent |
| Mogens Holm | Tysk chauffør |
| Anne Sofie Espersen | Bartender |
| Søren Thomsen | Ældre fængselsbetjent |
| Merete Nørgaard | Kvindelig fængselsbetjent |
| Lars Phister | Yngre fængselsbetjent |
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| Thomas Gammeltoft | Vagabond |
| David Bateson | Stor mand |
| Kenth Rosenberg | Stor mand |
| Toshihito Inoue | Japaner |
| Morten Lundholm | Japanerens håndlanger |
| Yuesong Fan | Japanerens håndlanger |
| Asger Gottlieb | Hollænder |
| Lotte Mejlhede | Nyhedsoplæser |
| Lasse Rimmer | Jeopardy vært |
| Pascal Lubrano | Pornomodel |
| Paw Eriksen | Pornomodel |
Genres
ActionComedy
Technical details
| Detail | Value |
|---|---|
| Original title | Rembrandt |
| Original language | Dansk (DA) |
| Spoken languages | Dansk |
| Production countries | Denmark, United Kingdom |
| Status | Released |
| Production companies | Ugly Duckling Films, Fine & Mellow Productions |
| Release date | 17 maggio 2003 |
| Production | Thomas Gammeltoft, Lene Bausager, Christel C.D. Karlsen |
| Writer | Anders Thomas Jensen, Jannik Johansen |
| Casting | Anja Philip |
| Editing | Per K. Kirkegaard, Anja Farsig, Kaspar Astrup Schröder |
| Cinematography | Eric Kress, Claus Rosenløv Jensen, Søren Pedersen, Rolf Konow, Mikael Kort Kristensen, Mike Tiverios |
| Assistant directors | Eigil Jacobsen, Niels Pedersen, Jannik Johansen, Stine Monty Freddie |
| Lighting | Michael Wils |
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| Camera operators | Eric Kress, Claus Rosenløv Jensen, Mike Tiverios, Søren Pedersen, Rolf Konow, Mikael Kort Kristensen |
| Additional photography | Eric Kress, Claus Rosenløv Jensen, Søren Pedersen, Rolf Konow, Mikael Kort Kristensen, Mike Tiverios |
| Production design | Peter De Neergaard |
| Art direction | Peter De Neergaard |
| Set decoration | Peter De Neergaard |
| Stunts | Stig Günther |
| Music | Antony Genn, Jeremy Price, Nino Jacobsen, Morten Degnbol, Lars Lund |
| Sound | Antony Genn, Jeremy Price, Nino Jacobsen, Morten Degnbol, Lars Lund |
| Costume design | Manon Rasmussen, Rikke Korfix, Lis Louis, Soile Ludjoi |
| Makeup | Lis Louis, Soile Ludjoi, Manon Rasmussen, Rikke Korfix |
| Hairstyling | Manon Rasmussen, Rikke Korfix, Lis Louis, Soile Ludjoi |
| Budget | 3.000.000 € |
| Revenue | 59.466 € |
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