Netherlands / May 31, 2008 / 18
Overall average
5.0/10
Trailer

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Plot
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Main cast
Full cast
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| Brendan Fletcher | White Black Guy Tim |
| Daniel Dae Kim | Ivy Leaguer |
| Meredith Baxter | Cooking Show Chef |
| Jed Rees | Wizard Proteus |
| Rodney Dangerfield | Rodney Dangerfield |
| Ahmed B. Badran | Peruvian |
| Scott Klace | Kip Kendall |
| Barbara Pilavin | Alzheimers Old Lady |
| Sandy Kenyon | Alzheimers Guy in Crowd |
| Orlando Seale | Producer |
| Brian Powell | Typical Neighbor Husband |
| Erik Stolhanske | Producer |
| Sarah McElligott | Melissa Cherry |
| Randy Oglesby | Surgeon General |
| Kwame Boateng | Dibo |
| Richard Fancy | Kenneth Garber |
| Alex Solowitz | The Masses |
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| Savannah Haske | Rapist Lisa |
| Rebecca Lowman | Rape Victim Julie |
| Jim Gleason | Steel Beam Architect |
| Michael Harney | Line-Up Detective |
| Angel Cassidy | Porn Star |
| Gauge | Porn Star |
| Robert Hoffman | Lollipop Love Dancer |
| Joel McHale | Office Worker |
| Harry Shum Jr. | Lollipop Love Dancer |
| Kevin Federline | Lollipop Love Dancer |
| Bo Barrett | Wigger Jim |
| Chrissy Metz | Heavy Girl |
| Marshall Manesh | Announcer |
| Greg Cipes | Hippie Diplomant |
| Nick Chinlund | Bryce Brand |
| Jim Rash | Bryce's Manager |
| Paul Scheer | Bates Computer Salesman Dirk |
| John Viener | Peen Out Guy |
| Gedde Watanabe | James Nakatami |
| Chris Villa | Gay Guy |
| Michael Delaney | Gil Bates |
| Karen Miller | Cockpuncher Entourage |
| Tom Wright | Kwame Roberts |
| Tony Sagastizado I | Taliban Terrorist(uncredited) |
| Steven Kozlowski | White Trash Dude |
Genres
Comedy
Technical details
| Detail | Value |
|---|---|
| Original title | The Onion Movie |
| Original language | English (EN) |
| Spoken languages | Pусский, English |
| Production countries | United States of America |
| Status | Released |
| Production companies | The Onion |
| Official site | theonion.com |
| Release date | 31 maggio 2008 |
| Production | Gil Netter, David Miner, Kevin Halloran, Michael Rotenberg, David Zucker, Jason Weiss |
| Writer | Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson |
| Editing | Frederick Wardell |
| Cinematography | Maryse Alberti |
| Assistant directors | Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire |
| Camera operators | Maryse Alberti |
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| Additional photography | Maryse Alberti |
| Production design | Jon Gary Steele, Kevin Kavanaugh |
| Art direction | Kevin Kavanaugh, Jon Gary Steele |
| Set decoration | Jon Gary Steele, Kevin Kavanaugh |
| Stunts | Henry Kingi Jr. |
| Music | Asche & Spencer, Thad Spencer |
| Sound | Asche & Spencer, Thad Spencer |
| Costume design | Casey Storm |
| Makeup | Casey Storm |
| Hairstyling | Casey Storm |
Release dates
Premiere
Theatrical release
United States / May 31, 2008
Germany / Jan 23, 2009 / 16
Digital
Japan / Jun 05, 2009 / G
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