United States / Mar 12, 2004 / Cinequest Film Festival
Two Actors. One Dream. Zero Talent.
1h 28min
Overall average
5.0/10
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Plot
Two talentless actors attempt to make it in the cruel world of showbiz. Without an ounce of talent between the two of them and their only strength being persistence, they'll do almost anything to attain their dream. Except let it go.
Main cast
Full cast
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| Scott Yaphe | Paul |
| Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang | Derek |
| Polly Shannon | Lucy (MOW Detective) |
| Von Flores | MOW 1st A.D. |
| Dwayne Hill | Daryl Hill |
| Jodi Pape | Dawn Wolanski |
| Dan Willmott | Gord Wolanski |
| Desmond Scott | Morris Windsor |
| Ed Sahely | Theatre Director (Fonzie Audition) |
| Stacey DePass | Richard’s Music Teacher |
| Boyd Banks | Barry's Boss |
| Nile Seguin | Diljeet |
| Ma’at Zachary | Telemarketer |
| True Daley | Telemarketer |
| Eric Stine | Telemarketer |
| Adam Greydon Reid | Casting Director (SleepAway) |
| Jenny Kim | Casting Assistant (SleepAway) |
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| Craig Lauzon | Casting Director (NicoPatch) |
| Catherine Black | Casting Director (Cola) |
| Deborah Tennant | Wendy |
| Ann Bisch | Phyllis |
| Vladimir Jon Cubrt | Ralph |
| Eldridge Hyndman | Tyrell |
| Johnny Gardhouse | The Cop |
| Dax Lough | The Hotel Waiter |
| Kate Kelton | MOW Makeup Artist |
| Faye Rauw | The Hooker |
| Jordan Madley | NicoPatch Nurse |
| David Macniven | NicoPatch Doctor |
| Margaret Killingbeck | Barry’s Landlady |
| Victoria Pratt | Self |
| Scott Thompson | Floyd |
| Dave Foley | Tom Brennenmen |
| Kiki Buttignol | MOW Crew Member |
| Polly Shannon | Lucy |
| Nicholas Tabarrok | Point Guard |
Genres
Comedy
Technical details
| Detail | Value |
|---|---|
| Original title | Ham & Cheese |
| Original language | English (EN) |
| Spoken languages | English |
| Production countries | Canada |
| Status | Released |
| Production companies | Decade Distribution |
| Release date | 12 marzo 2004 |
| Executive producer | Mihkel Harilaid |
| Production | Jason Jones, Mike Beaver, PJ Wilson |
| Writer | Mike Beaver, Jason Jones |
| Editing | Michelle Galley, Manish Verma |
| Cinematography | Brendan Steacy |
| Assistant directors | Mark Lewendowski, Dax Lough, Warren P. Sonoda |
| Camera operators | Brendan Steacy |
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| Additional photography | Brendan Steacy |
| Production design | Tamara Rushlow |
| Art direction | Tamara Rushlow |
| Set decoration | Tamara Rushlow |
| Music | Steve Matylewicz, Mike Dubue, Robert Matylewicz, Aden Bahadori, Dave Czerwinski, Dan Ger, Wriggz, Michelle Galley, Andrew Kowalchuk, Wagner Fist |
| Sound | Aden Bahadori, Steve Matylewicz, Dave Czerwinski, Dan Ger, Wriggz, Michelle Galley, Mike Dubue, Andrew Kowalchuk, Robert Matylewicz, Wagner Fist |
| Costume design | Shannon Burnett, Buffy Shields, Ann Harrison |
| Makeup | Shannon Burnett, Buffy Shields, Ann Harrison |
| Hairstyling | Shannon Burnett, Buffy Shields, Ann Harrison |
Release dates
Limited release
Theatrical release
Canada / Jul 30, 2004
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