Ffion McKee-Hearne

Biography

Ffion was born in the year 2002, she likes robin hood and Hippos. She was once sick in a field in Magor. She once fell over in the Sugar front room and was left to hug the ground by herself because the safety officer was busy laughing. She lives in the middle of fucking nowhere often forcing her friends on mammoth voyages in order to ensure her safety home, this has resulted in multiple injuries including two to Macsen, a sprained wrist and a broken heel. She likes to eat pizza doritos and cranberry juice.

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